Top 8 Sex toys in video games

Grand Theft Auto

Sex toys feature in Grand Theft Auto (GTA) and they seem to be particularly prevalent in Liberty City in GTA IV. You can collect pink vibrators in a number of locations and a good place to begin looking for them is in the warehouse where they can often be found hidden amongst the discarded rubbish.

There is also sex shop in Las Venturas in GTA San Andreas in that stocks lots of sex toys and which the croupier visits in order to purchase some sexy/fetish clothes. Sex toys are also found in various police stations in Las Venturas. Visit the shower room and you will find a purple sex toy dildo that you can use as a weapon; it is quite a powerful weapon too. Dildos can also be used for other purposes, and CJ hands them out as presents to his girlfriends to entertain themselves when he is not around.

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Pink dildos feature in GTA V, though they are of limited use; you can only use them as projectiles. You can pick them up at the sex shop in Hove Beach. However Amanda has found a use for them; Michael De Santa catches her using one for its intended purpose, and in annoyance she throws it at him.

Love at a distance – the OIOO

The OIOO is described as a body massaging device, but it doesn’t take too much imagination to realise its real purpose. There are two Wii controllers and responders; one shaped like a dildo and the other is doughnut shaped. Two people connect over the internet and when one moves one of the controllers the other vibrates in response. There are many different modes including a private one and you can use the device for recording intimate video clips.
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Mojowijo Wii Dildo

Mojowijo has also launched a range of Wii dildo controller extensions including male and female versions. You simply attach the dildos to your Wii controllers and via Bluetooth to a PC, and have remote fun in the same room or over the internet.

Mojowijo for wii

Do it yourself video game sex toys

Making your own sex toys from video game peripherals is becoming popular, and relatively simple modifications can enhance your gaming experience considerably; you can easily change your Xbox into a SeXbox. All you need do is use the signals that drive the vibration transponders in the controllers control the vibrator in a dildo.

Buttkicker Gamer

The Buttkicker Gamer is an ideal starting point and requires very little modification to turn it into a sparkling sex toy for the ultimate in immersive gaming experiences. The Atari Vibrator can be quite thrilling too, and it is a great way to spice up Space Invaders and other games in which the action gets progressively faster.

Butt Kicker Gamer as sex toy

Rumble Massage

Rumble Massage is an Xbox game that is designed to take control of the vibrations of a game controller. It is said to be designed to massage your neck and shoulders that have become stiff from too much gaming activity; you can start with a gentle massage and gradually increase the intensity. Put the controller anywhere that you think would benefit.

Saints Row III

Saints Row: The Third is the third chapter in the Saints Row series of action video games set in the open world. The player takes on the role of the leader of the Street Saints gang that hangs around in Steelport and is at war with two other gangs while coping with STAG, the anti-gang division of the police force.

The game features some rather interesting weapons, though the most bizarre is a sex toy in the form of a huge purple dildo. Known as “the penetrator” it is a meter long and fairly flexible. In the game it is located in Brickston; you can find it in the east shore cave; though gaming merchandise fans can even buy a real version of it.Saints row Purple Dildo Bat Weaspon

Rez

No post would be complete without a mention of the Rez Trance Vibrator. This reacted to the music in game and was more powerful than the dual shock controllers. “The Xbox 360 version, Rez HD, uses up to three additional controllers for the trance vibration functionality in the game.”

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