how to become a sex toy tester or reviewer

We’re always looking for people to review the latest toys for us. we are looking for men and women, and couples of all kinds. Kinky, non kinky just looking to review toys honestly. If you have a blog that is great, but if not we can always publish the reviews here. You get to keep the toy in exchange for the review. A pretty awesome trade. Fill in the form and let us know what you’d like, if you have a blog, preference for toy style, or one you want to stay away from and we’ll contact you ASAP and see if we can start working together.

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  • Bas

    Well I have been married a liltte over ten years now. I am 30 now and I believe i am more sexual than ever .. I only been with one person and thats my husband. Now that I am 30 I am so horney All my husband is worried about is work .. I need sex at least 6 times a day I am so addicted to my body and feeling pleasure . I never ever tried a toy in my life or masterbated If I could test every product for free and give my input about it I would .. Cause I would rather try every toy then cheat on my husband

    • Millinea riley

      Did you ever get the free toys?

    • CJ

      hi, we are a world famous brand. If interested in a free product, send me an reply to the e-mail i have here and i will be happy to send free samples. INTERESTED? contact me now happyreviews123@gmail.com

  • Pamela Wilson

    Well, I think that this would be the most awsome job ever..It would be perfect for me because I am alays horny,and luv my sex toys.Plus,I am very open minded and wouldn’t have a problem testing almost any toy possible for a female to use.I’m 31yrs. of age and hope that my sex drive doesn’t increase any more when I hit my prime because, I feel sorry for my ole man if it does.thank you.

  • Melissa C

    Which forms are we to fill out?

  • Ashley G.

    I’m also interested in filling out the required form. Mind telling me where to find it?

  • Jessica

    Would love to be a tester . what forms do we fill out

  • Teresa

    I use to have a blog about products that I have tested, but took a break from it I would love to get back into doing it again. I am a very honest person when reviewing as I think everyone should be. I never tested a sex toy before, but I am getting the urge of excitement as I think about it. I am 30 yrs old, but have always had a good sex drive so I am ready to dive in.

  • Verdell walker

    Im into trying new thing so im really kinky so ill try any toys

  • Selena

    What form so I fill out

  • Brittany Mchenry

    I would like to fill out a form

  • Meagan

    Well my husband is in prison so I don’t get a lot of action. I think this would be a great thing for me. I am willing to try most any toy!

  • Frankie

    I’ve never done this before, but I plan on doing this again and again and again and… you get the idea.

    Let’s give you a little back story of my very first experience with a sex toy, I was 18 years old, brimming with testosterone, probably one of the horniest teenagers in the continental united states at that time. I’d discovered via the world wide web that there were toys made for women and men that were designed to stimulate the genitalia and cause 100% pure non human induced orgasms.

    So I began the search, I looked at every website that existed back in 2008, which surprisingly wasn’t very many, at least not legit websites. There were a lot of scams, cons, fakes, copycats however, this did not dissuade me and my life changing journey into the industry of sex toys.

    During my endless search, which took about 5 years, I finally found a product I could get behind, quite literally.

    Enter the pipe dream.

    I came across the PipeDreamExtreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator, (No pun intended…) the toy that had been evading my every attempt at discovery. This toy immediately raised my interest to full blown obsession, I swelled to unimaginable proportion just from the thought of having one of my own. I remember having vivid lucid dreams about this toy, day after day I would wake up from wet dreams involving this product. I finally gave into my urges and desires and I decided to order one.

    I eagerly awaited the arrival of my PipeDreamExtreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator day after day, night after night, it seemed like an eternity and I began to dread that my order would never come. I stayed awake through the night reading sci fi books to keep my mind off of my package. I remember sweating and growing anxious as the day drew nearer, the day my life would change forever.

    The day came, and so did I.

    Over and over again, I used and abused my Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator until I was out of lube, completely drained, and exhausted to the point that my knees were trembling and my vision was blurring. I have never ejaculated so much in my entire life! These weren’t your run of the mill faps either, this was me, being the best I could be. The product is shaped like that of a fit females butt, one who does squats but also has 12% body fat.

    Firm yet soft, this thing really could make a grown man cry, and I wept with joy as I took my time with both holes, slowly edging myself until I was near complete ecstasy inside the vaginal hole, and abruptly switching to the anal hole and plunging deep into the abyss of pleasure. My mind eroding with chemical explosions and my entire body shaking, my knees quivering, my toes curling into the blanket I had laid before me, I released, and then I passed out, luckily falling backwards onto my bed.

    I had never experienced anything like that before, no sexual encounter I had before that moment had even brought me anywhere near this heavenly feeling.

    When I woke up, my cock was stiff as Iron and my Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator was staring me down, daring me to go again, whispering to me, begging me and taunting me at the same time. I couldn’t resist that voluptuous booty, and so I devolved into a savage caveman devoid of thought and completely autonomously engaged in this cycle for the next 2 hours.

    After 3 years of ownership of my Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator, I still use it at least once a day and am extremely impressed with how well it has held up. I haven’t bounced it like a basketball or dropped it down a flight of stairs but I can assure you that after many times using it as a trampoline, it has very slight tearing around the vaginal opening and extremely minor tearing around the anal opening.

    The protruding labia is still in the same condition as it was from day 1, the inner passages are still the same as well, slightly ribbed and nodules here and there provide for a very nice texture, the anal passage being quite a bit tighter than the vaginal. There is slight discoloration around the upper back section of the toy towards the air hole. The air hole to the foam core allows the inner passages to form to your member creating the feeling that your member is being engulfed by the real thing.

    The Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator is a big toy, weighing in around 22 lbs and measuring approximately 14 x 17 x 16 inches, prepare to be impressed when you take position behind her.
    The hips and buttocks are very nicely rounded and the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator can be used in a number of positions, anything from missionary, doggy, sideways, lifting thrust, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spooning and all positions can be used with the anal and vaginal passageways!

    For the mere price of $170 (average) the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator is well worth every penny.

    Sidenote, for the entirety of my ownership of one Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator I have never used fantafleshrevive or corn starch on it but I always took care to wash thoroughly after each session ( which lasted anywhere from 45 minutes to 4 hours)

  • ashley

    Im 21 and live in CA, USA. I would love to fuck myself with some toys and film the reaction. Email me if you want to send me some toys! spacetsunami@yahoo.com

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  • Caleb

    I would love to try a Fleshlight because I never had sex before. I am 23 years old. email me if you can give me one for free (or if you accept 20 dollar Walmart cards…) here is my email address Calebpawis2003@gmail.com

  • Tiffany B

    I’m an 18 year old virgin looking for some free sex toys to test out. Because I’m a virgin, I don’t really know what I’d like yet, so I’m down for anything. If you’re willing to send any, my email is tiffygurl101@gmail.com I hope to see you there!

  • April Steel

    Wow ladies has anybody here recently tried any new and exciting toys I recently have experienced the clitoral stimulator called premiere with the amp clitoral cream and let me tell you OMG it took me to Pure Paradise

  • Charles Haralson

    My wife and I are want to spice up the bedroom have tried a few toys for her but nothing she enjoys and I haven’t tried any toys for me since 2008 lol so let’s see what we can get to spice it up were open to most anything and willing to give it a honest shot and tell y’all all about it

  • Allie R

    Would love to fuck myself with new toys. And film my experience for you’re pleasure. Buy me a new toy and the video is free for your “gift”.

    Allie9313xx@gmail.com

  • Miranda Gooding

    Open to alot! Not big on anal but never gonna say no! Love bondage and spanking and lots of nipple play! I use toys anyway and would love to try new fun ones!

  • Angel

    Honestly I am already very in tune with my sexuality .. I would love to continue to test out products to improve my sexual health and pass this information onto others , and couples. I have singlehandedly saved several marriages , relationships and even gave information needed in order to help people achieve orgasms that claimed they couldn’t even achieve erection. 1in 3 men experiences some type of erectial distinction throughout life and there are sooo many ways to prevent this … women, get infections or have painful and uncomfortable sex all the time . Doing things as simple as using the right lubrication can change the game for these women !! And men !! And couples !! And masterbators!! Again, I love being able to help people do something that makes everyone happy . I love to help others love themselves 😛 hehe

  • CJ

    looking for real legit sex toys FREE. From a world famous manufacturer? this is legit, im looking for sex/adult toys reviewers in exchange for their honest reviews. YOU, YES YOU, will get PAID for shopping on market place stores like walmart, jet, sears, ebay, etc…to buy product, test them, and leave a review. INTERESTED? contact me now happyreviews123@gmail.com